Hit 4th wall. Goldenrod. Keeping track of your pets.

[killer_sweets]

[Another day in Johto and already is there another monster attack. Wait...no...it’s just a dog, a really big monstrous dog. It's probably doesn’t look like any pokémon you have ever seen. But it isn't attacking Goldenrod. It's just scaring people to death really, it’s not even moving. You can tell it’s alive but it’s not moving a muscle. The reason why is scolding the beast right now.]

Why the heck does this place keep bringing you here? [Killua wasn’t a happy to wake up seeing Mike of all things staring at him from his hotel window. Never mind that he's god a giant black dragon too]

It looks like all my abilities are back at least. Plus I got an interesting new pokémon too. But what the heck am I going to do with you. At least you aren’t going on a rampage….
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[Sadly the brat spoke too soon because he spotted a new problem. Not only was Mike brought to pokémon lands. So were the rest of the family dogs. Who were happily rampaging around the city probably killing or trying to kill anyone one they came across. Killua sighs before jumping on the back of his new dragon to take care of things.]

Stay, I don’t want to see you move from this spot. I'm going to go gather the rest of them. [Mike nods and watches as his master flies off. Growling at anything that pasts by but not attacking]

Comments

[pinnedbangs]

[Just. Gonna put his sword away. No need to use it, right?] That was a drop-kick. You say it like it's nothing!

[ -- and he defeated that dog too? What exactly was Killua?]

[killer_sweets]

It is nothing, anyone can do that. [Just going to leave the dog near Mike. Gesturing to make sure that Mike makes this one stay put while he gets the rest.]

[pinnedbangs]

With training maybe. [Or superhuman strength.] What are those things anyway?

[killer_sweets]

These guys, they're just the family dogs. I really wish I didn't have to deal with them.

[He wanted to enjoy the chaos not dogsit.]

[pinnedbangs]

Are... are you a Tamer? [That would be the only thing to make sense at this point.]

[killer_sweets]

No I'm not. I've certainly don't know what a tamer is.

[pinnedbangs]

Are you sure?

[killer_sweets]

Yeah I'm sure, does it have something to do with animals?

[pinnedbangs]

No. [he almost doesn't explain.] 's got to do with demons.

[killer_sweets]

I've never met a demon before so I wouldn't really know anything about them.

[Most of the wildlife back home looks like either demons or pokemon.]

[pinnedbangs]

Oh. Okay, don't worry about it. Soooooo... the family dogs -- they're dogs? The ones I know are ... cuter.

[killer_sweets]

They're meant to be guard dogs, so being cute wouldn't be a good thing for them.

It wouldn't make this situation easier to deal with. [He's so going to ask about that demon thing later.]

[pinnedbangs]

Even guard dogs are a little cute. Those just look like somebody's idea of a grizzly bear-dog.

[They don't really look like demons, but they sure act like them... You'll have to use sand-attack to get Rin to low his evasiveness! Or. Just. Be clever.] They're still hurting people.

[killer_sweets]

I think I've seen one of them eat a beat before.

[Though it was mostly people. he normally sees them snacking on. Too bad for Rin, Killua is quite clever.]

They're meant to attack and kill anyone on my family's property. Normally the only person they'd listen to is someone of Zoldyck blood but it looks like they turned stir crazy.

[pinnedbangs]

Seriously?!! [Don't tell him that. Ever. -- Rin's so screwed...]

Okay. So you're part of some high-class fighting family with guard dog the size of 4-story buildings. And they're crazy. [You know what? He likes this! It's exciting! ...But stop them from hurting everyone. Or else he'll get testy.]

[killer_sweets]

No, I'm from a family of assassins. Our yards just really big.

If I could just gather them up or a least knock them out, then they wouldn't do any more damage. [It might be a good thing they gone crazy. They seem more into chasing people then devouring them at the moment.]

[pinnedbangs]

I knew you had to be something more than just a kid. An assassin, huh? [/finds this to be all too cool.]

I can help out with that! [JUST LOOK AT HIS MUSCLES.]

[killer_sweets]

I'm more of a jack of all trades right now but yeah. [He's also rich which would explain some of his attitude.]

...Yeah, are you sure about that. You'll probably get eaten. [Not impressed at all.]

[pinnedbangs]

Assassin, jack of all trades, same thing.

[Shonen-hero face is on.] They won't be able to do that.

[killer_sweets]

Oh, you actually got something up her sleeve then. [Actually there was something off about Rin.]

Rin, does it have anything to do with your pointed ears? [If this guy is an elf, he's going to laugh.]

[pinnedbangs]

Of course I do! I can't do that same stuff you do, like drop-kicking people, but I can still keep up in a fight. [More like dominate a --

--SCREEEEEEEEEECH -- THERE IS NOTHING OFF ABOUT HIM.]

M-Monster dogs don't even notice things like ears!! Why would you ask? Pointy ears are just ears just pointy!

[killer_sweets]

I can a heck of a lot more than dropkicks, again those are nothing.

[To bad for Rin, Killua can read a person's aura with a convenient skill called Gyo. You'll probably notice how his eyes start glowing for a few moments.]

Monster dogs don't care about that stuff. So spill, your aura is unusual too.

[pinnedbangs]

My aura? [Oh god glowing eyes that's never a good thing...]

H-How can you even tell? It's an aura! How reliable can it be? Besides, it can't be reliable. At all. Not like a drop-kick. ...What else can your dogs do?

[killer_sweets]

I encountered a lot of interesting things back home. [Considering that his dogs look like. You probably wouldn't want to know what he finds abnormal.]

They can devour a person in under three minutes. They even know how to clean up afterward.

[pinnedbangs]

[SUBJECT CHANGE YEAH] What sort of interesting things? ...Your dogs are ... efficient.