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You know I wonder do pokémon actually have sex or do they just reproduce though some weird combination of energy. [He comments as he looks over the large batch of eggs on his bed.]

You certainly don’t have the genitals; it’s hard enough trying to figure out if you’re female or male. [You can at this point to see who he’s talking to, it’s a rather smug looking Gardevoir who gives a cheery wave, a bored purloin, and giggling Vanilluxe. Killua rolls his eyes before actually looking into the camera.]

Alright, I have a bunch of eggs and I’m pretty sure one of you needs a new pokémon. I have three purrloin eggs, three vanillite eggs, and one ralts egg. So I'll happily give one to you guys for a price~

[His Gardevoir coos at him from the bed, giving him a come hither look.]

....Just a bit of a warning I am not at fault if the pokémon that comes are a bit off.

Mitsuki, I hope you like your present~

Ib, did Thrombus drop off your egg yet?

((OOC:There are only one egg left and it's the purrlion))

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[Gardevoir jumps up to the brat and takes his gear. Gamzee hope you don't mind the oddly male sounding voice in your head.]

Oh course you can have one of my darling children~ They'll be sure to brighten your day and crush your enemies~

[Killua snatches the gear back. This person is certainly interesting, but he doesn't feel threatened now if he was a red head and different bit of makeup on then he'd be concerned.]

...I was just about to say sure you can have it.

[Gamzee just laughs, and that might have been a honk in there with it as well.

Meanwhile that's a Solosis popping up on his head, looking mildly distressed and a very quiet yet highly exasperated young female voice mentally piping up.]

Oh no, this is just going to make everything more difficult...

How motherfucking much my brother?

[Yeah, he's ignoring his Solosis. She's not the boss of him. Though she tries to be because seriously, when your trainer's first order of business is to try to eat a Pidgey and they're obviously unstable there's room for concern.]

[He's actually wondering if this guy is high actually. Though high off of what is the question. Lussuria gives the Solosis a smirk]

Oh don't be such a spoil sport, I certainly make my trainer's life much more fun.

[Killua clearly disagrees with that, but he's going to ignore Lussuria. Life is easier that way. Almost all of Kil's pokemon are nuts and he's not that far behind them. It just that he appears stable for the most part.]

I'll say about P1500

I don't think fun is the word.

[Solsis is, unfortunately, the only sane member of her team in her opinion. Gamzee hatched and raised the rest of them personally.

Gamzee grins wider, those fangs that show hinting that he might not have always been human.]

Sounds like a mother fucking deal. You all got a motherfucker who can fly that shit out? Chilling all motherfucking wicked like here in Kanto. Motherfucking Vermillion for now.

I'll probably send out my Crobat, it should take him to long to get there. If the package has a bit of blood on it, don't worry about that, since it's a long journey Thrombus will probably snack on something along the way.

[Or someone, thank goodness he only goes after locals. ]

You're probably right I should have said thrills and excitement~

[The brat will have a fun time trying to figure out what gamezee was before.]

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