4th wall | Goldenrod |Monster Dogs and electric sugar high

[killer_sweets]

[The sun slowly begins to shine in the window of a familiar silver-haired boy. He slowly gets up, thinking about what he’s going to do to spice things up today, when he notices something seems … off. It’s not his surroundings but more that he feels off. It takes another moment, then he realizes he is feeling something, the flow of life and power through his body, something he has been missing since he arrived in this odd place. It is his nen; he can actually feel it, but he needs to see it to believe it. He uses gyo, and bright colors explode before his eyes. The auras of every living thing nearby are laid out before him.

His eyes are as big as dinner plates by now. Deciding to test something else, he sends out Taser and asked him to use his best eltetrical attack. A thunderbolt hit's him dead on. He endures the pain, as the electicity absorbs into his skin. Then he slowly moves his hands in front of himself and spreads them out. He doesn’t need gyo to see the electricity crackling through his fingers.]

It’s back, it’s really back! [he exclaims in joy. He is about to dash to the door to go find his faux big brother when he hears a roar from outside. At first he thinks it is a pokémon battle. It sounds like something that he is all too familiar with. He runs to the window and literally rips it open, forgetting his old strength. He isn’t concerned about that. Oh, no, what really gets his attention is the large, white beast that seems to be devouring the locals and newcomers.]

What the hell is Mike doing here? [ He exclaims in confusion for a moment before grabbing his bag and jumping out the window. Mind you that he was on the 10th floor, he is completely fine when he lands. He takes out two pokéballs, planning to have Cinnamon and Wonka get rid of the remaining nearby locals before comforting his dog. However, what comes out isn’t his snotty little fire fox or his ever smirking headless ghost. He gets something very interesting instead.]



[It takes Mike’s barking to shake Killua out of his shock at seeing these two fearsome looking pokémon and remind him of the task at hand. As he turns in the direction of the white monster dog, Killua says only one thing with a wicked little smirk]

Best day ever.

[ooc Tags will be either Killua or his monster dog Mike]

Comments

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Killua going to gives her a look]

I'm talking about how you turned from male to female over night. Unless the Joy clones did something to you.

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

[And Xanxa is going to give him a look right back.]

Stop talking like you know me, trash. I've always had a fucking vagina, and I've never seen you before in my life.

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

SO it change you into a girl and took your memories huh.

Oh yes you have I'm Killua Zoldyck I'm Squalo's little brother. [he smirks at her, he can sense the same amount of killing intent from Xanxa]

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

No you're not.

[Unfortunately, Xanxa isn't quite as good as holding in her killing intent as Xanxus. So she's just going to whip out a gun and fire at him. Good luck trying to dodge such a huge blast of fire at such a close range.]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Killua didn't actually need to dodge his new Giritina merely picked him up and absorbed the blast for him. He blinks, the ghost dragon was pretty fast and durable if it could take such a hit.]

Great your temper got even worse. Let me elaborate I've been adopted by the Squalo that's here.

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

[Stupid dragon.

Xanxa is about to whip out her other gun and go all rapid fire on his ass, but then an idea suddenly dawns upon her. Hopefully one that will get this kid to stop spewing this bullshit.]

...Show me where this male counterpart of mine is staying. I can guarantee you he's still there.

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Killua just look at from the top of the Giritina, he wasn't coming down anytime soon.]

Fine, I'll take you there but you better not do anything weird if Uncle Pissed is there.

[He pointed over to the pokémon center the dragon takes flight. The Raikou follow not far behind them

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

[And of course, Entei is following as well.]

What do you care what I do to him?

[She says as she nonchalantly twirls her gun in her hand...]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[They arrive in front of the center, Killua jumps off and returns the legendarys to their pokéballs]

Because Squalo will kick my ass, for leading you to his precious boss.

[yep just him since Squalo obviously wouldn't dare go against his boss in any from that bastard happens to be in.]

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

[Xanxa returns Entei to its ball, as well, and follows Killua into the Pokémon Center.]

[sharkfoodbound.livejournal.com]

[And at the Pokémon Center is one (1) Squalo, just on his way back out from checking on Xanxus. He couldn't not spot the duo in question. His eyes narrow.]

Voooi, why're you here?

[That goes to both of you.]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Killua just shrugs]

I'm just here to see if Uncle pissed had a sex change or Johto decided to make a girl version of him while he's knocked out.

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

[Meanwhile, Xanxa's eyes narrow at Squalo in return.]

Don't talk to me like that.

[Really not a good idea when she's holding a gun, y'know.]

[sharkfoodbound.livejournal.com]

[When he looks at Xanxa, it's guarded, but when he looks at Killua it's openly annoyed.]

He's still there.

[Did you know? Threatening Squalo never works. Still that guarded look.]

I'm only wondering why you'd even be interested in seeing him, boss.

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Since Squalo seemed to be focus on Auntie Pissed, Kil just walks around Squalo and heads for the room. He peaks inside and there, surprisingly for Killua, was Uncle Pissed still knocked out.]

.....Damn Johto this is just too weird.

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

Because I fucking want to. You never told me there was a male version of myself here.

[She says to Squalo as she follows Killua into the room, and sure enough, there's Xanxus, sleeping peacefully. Xanxa puts her gun away for now and approaches the man's bed.]

[sharkfoodbound.livejournal.com]

[If she's putting the gun away, alright. Feroce, next to the bed, is now looking up in utter confusion, head turning from Xanxus to Xanxa and not really sure what to do. Squalo just follows her into the room and keeps his eyes on her. ...sorry, Killua.]

It never exactly came up.

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Killua looks at both Xanxus and Xanxa before deciding to go sit in a nearby chair, he was in a bit of shock.]

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, whatever, Xanxa is just going to ignore you all and take a seat right at Xanxus's bed. This is... quite intriguing. She's just going to feel him up a bit now. But don't worry, she's not going any lower than his abdomen. She just wants a sense of what kind of figure he has since his hospital gown is hiding it, and she's quite impressed with what she's feeling. She runs her fingers along the scars on Xanxus's face, too, as if she's trying to see if they're actually real.

...This is going to entertain her for at least a few more minutes. Xanxa is slightly shocked, as well.]

[sharkfoodbound.livejournal.com]

[The large orange lizard, his brain rather thoroughly broken, sits down next to Killua and tries really really hard to ignore the two Varia Bosses in the room... which is kind of difficult when he's staring at them intently in a severe case of trainwreck syndrome.

Meanwhile Squalo will just watch, equally silent but less dumbstruck, because he's had a bit more time to get used to the idea of both of them existing at the same time. Hell, if he ran into a female version of himself he'd probably be curious too.]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Going, going and his mind is gone. This is just too much Xanxus on Xanxus action for him]

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

[Once Xanxa is satisfied, she leans back in the chair and glances back at Squalo.]

How did this even happen?

[This is the male version of motherfucking Xanxa we're talking about; it had to be something real serious, right?]

[sharkfoodbound.livejournal.com]

Your guess is as good as mine. People say we go back to our own worlds for a while when we fall into a coma here, so that might be it. He's been like that for weeks.

[Concern, probably. Stubbornly veiled concern, but it's still there. Frustration too. He can't fucking do anything...]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Killua finally snaps out of his shock]

Yep, one minute he was training his pokémon then the next he's out like a light.

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

[That's it? He just fell over for no reason? There's a small frown on her face now.]

How pathetic.