[Xanxus doesn't know who the fuck this kid is, but he already knows what his answer is.]

No.

[Killua isn't going to give up that easily, but he could tell the cute act wasn't going to work on this guy.]

How about this you do something for me, I do something for you.

Like what?

Well I can pickpocket, get information and take care of any pests you might not like, to name a few things.

[The last two Xanxus is perfectly capable of doing himself, so he doesn't even consider those options.]

Pickpocket at least P100000 for me and I'll help you.

[Of course, he doesn't actually expect that this kid can do it.]

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[Killua smirks]

Okay then, how long your going to give me to get it?

Ten minutes.

[Killua blinks then shrugs]

I can only get you P50000 if you give me that much time.

[Over confident little bastard isn't he]

Edited 2011-03-07 11:50 pm (UTC)

Then no deal.

[As expected. Xanxus is just going to walk away now...]

[Killua isn't going to take being dismiss like that so he does something stupid]

In my current state I know you can kick my ass but I need help.

[As Xanxus turned his back on him, he grabs Xanxus' bag and then runs like hell]

[...Oh, he did not just do that. As soon as Xanxus feels his bag leaving his body, he whips around with a ball in hand, not hesitating for even a second to release the Pokémon inside.]

Ciotollo. Rotolamento.

[That's right, Xanxus commands his Pokémon in Italian so his opponents have no idea what the fuck is coming to them. And when they hear Italian, they know it's go time.

Guess what, Killua? You now have a giant boulder, aka a level 31 Golem, rolling at you with rapidly increasing momentum.]

[Don't worry Xanxus, Killua can hear that boulder coming just fine. Killua just keeps running but suddenly stops. Just as the Golem was about to make an impact with him, he ducks to the side. Golem is rolling so fact it rolls past him right into the lake. Killua is still pumped with adrenaline, grins, now this is interesting.]

Wonka

[The Ghost pokémon appears next to him, she had been watching the whole time. Killua gives Wonka Xanxus' bag and she bites the side of it.]

Wonka, I want you to take this and put it in the place I was thinking of working at okay. Don't let yourself be seen at all costs. Once your done come back to me.

[Wonka smirks and nods understanding where to go. She disappears with the bag. Killua watches her go out of sight before running towards route 31]

[Xanxus has to resist the urge to facepalm as he watches Ciotollo roll right into the lake. He quickly returns the Golem before he's in there long enough to drown. Maybe using him wasn't the best idea, after all... Fortunately, Xanxus does have another trick up his sleeve. As he runs after Killua, he sends out yet another Pokémon, whom he orders at it's released.]

Stordiraggio.

[The Pokémon quickly disappears as soon as it's out of its ball and reappears in front of Killua. It's a Gengar, and she's flashing a Confuse Ray right in his face.]

[Killua gets hit full blast but keeps running. Unfortunately or fortunately he's now running around in zigzags. Going to the left one minute going right the next. He runs right into the pokémon center and BAM. Slams into one of the nurses]




[Killua doesn't saying anything just shakes his head trying to get rid of the confusion]

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[Killua finally breaks out the confusion noticing the nurse in front on him, two more coming to see what the commotion is. He notices Xanxus in the Pokémon center. He puts his head down for a moment, his mind running a mile a minute. Then it comes to him, he smirks before putting on his 'pity me' face]

No sniff m-miss nurse lady, my big b-brother attack me with his pokémon.

[the nurses exclaim in unison]

H-he attack me with his p-p-pokémon, ma'ams. First he sent his G-Golem after me sniff and then his mean G-Gengar used confuse ray on me. That's how I ended up here.



I just play a small trick on him, for not taking me to the dark cave is all.
[Killua starts fake crying.]


[All three nurses looked murderous at that point]





[Killua with fake tears in his eyes points to Xanxus]

He's over there lady.


[The head nurse rolls her sleeves and stalks over to Xanxus]

Edited 2011-03-08 02:08 am (UTC)

[Oh ho, nice try, Killua. That's not going to fly. Once the nurse approaches, Xanxus utters another command to the Gengar floating undetected in the room.]

Ipnosi.

[Fantasma shows herself once again, but this time her eyes are glowing, making sure that she meets the gazes of all three of the nurses. In a matter of seconds, they're dropping like flies, sound asleep on the floor.

And now Xanxus glares daggers at Killua.]

Where's my stuff.

[Killua notices his plan slightly fall apart except one thing there were still other people in the center too. Some of them leaving to get help. Killua jumps up and tackles Xanxus to the ground.]

I'M SORRY Big Brother I didn't mean to make you you mad. You didn't have to put the nice ladies asleep.

[he leans down, buries his head in Xanxus' neck and whispers in his ear.]

I'll tell you if you come with me to dark cave and not kill me during that time or afterward. Cause I'm pretty sure at this point you won't get away with killing me, your a pretty easy guy to spot. Beside its your fault for this whole thing. I would have stolen that money if you gave me like a three days.

[While Xanxus attention was on Killua, Wonka appears licks the nurses wake. They are not happy, the head nurse sends out her chansey]

Oh look the nice ladies are awake again.

[He gives a big innocent smile at the nurse before before leaning down again.]

I got to say you are good holding in your killing intent. I betting if we were outside you probably would have ripped me limp from limp by now even after I told you were your stuff was.

[As he whispers this, the unholy look comes back into his eyes]

Edited 2011-03-08 02:45 am (UTC)

[Killua gets off of Xanxus and looks towards the angry nurse]

OH nice ladies, don't worry. Big brother and I worked it things out. He was just really cranky cause I woke him up. So please do be mad at him.

[He runs over and gives each nurse a hug before turning to Xanxus. The nurses glare at Xanxus but let it drop for the sake of his 'little brother'. He grabs Xanxus hand drags him out the center.]

Come on, big brother let's go

[Once they leave and are out of sight of the center, Killua drops the cute act.]

You stuff is in the Pokémon academy. That was fun.



Edited 2011-03-08 10:06 pm (UTC)

[Xanxus glares back at the nurses before getting up and walking out with Killua, Fantasma floating behind him. He was never on great terms with those bitches, anyway.]

That was a huge fucking waste of time.

You got your exercise for today and your leaving this city as a crazed older brother what more can a man want.

[He enters pokémon academy ignoring, most the the other kids inside. Wonka appears and floats above the teacher's desk.]

Edited 2011-03-09 06:21 pm (UTC)

Dragon Cave?

[Ken's kept to Mahogany Town inside the Rocket base, learning little-by-little about Rockets, what he received in his room, and nothing more really.]

No I said the dark cave, I need a pokémon from there.

[Lmao, that was my own reading fail.]

May I ask what type of Pokémon you plan to find there?

I need a rock-types, I heard the cave had some so I'm trying there.

An Onix, I haven't seen one of those yet. Do you know which caves it's in.

The pokédex?, well I guess have a look.


....its a giant rock snake.

But I thought there were only bats and moving boulders in the Dark Cave.