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Candy skulls and licorice veins - IC Contact
Buried in the playground
KILLUA.
I MET A FOREST GUARDIAN.
BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF HE'S AN IMPOSTER SINCE HE'S NOT ACTING LIKE ONE.
HE LOOKS LIKE A TENGU BUT HE ACTS LIKE A TOTAL WUSS.Okay, I'm pretty sure the only forest guardian that I know of is a pokemon. What the hell is a tengu?
Where in the world are you?
Where in the world are you?
I'M IN ILEX FOREST.
I'VE BEEN ADOPTED BY THE TENGU. I TRAIN WITH THE SEEDOT SO WE CAN ALL BECOME FOREST GUARDIANS.
TENGU ARE DEMONS. THEY LIKE TO PULL PRANKS. ARE YOU GETTING HIGH FOR OF BERRIES?! If you're hanging out with seedots then that guardian is probably a Shifty!
Edited 2014-01-20 05:49 am (UTC)
Edited 2014-01-20 05:49 am (UTC)
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO EAT
EXCEPT BERRIES
LOTSA BERRIES
BERRY GOOD
SHIFTRY IS ITS NAME-O?
SHIFTRY'S ACTING SHITTY
IT AINT PRETTY
BUT I CAN KICK IT'S ASS
TO THE PASS - T
GET IT?
PAST
I'M GOING TO FIGHT IT NOWNO RIN! DON'T FIGHT THE SHIFTY, IT WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND STOP EATING THE BERRIES. EAT BARK IF YOU HAVE TOO! pLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE MORE THEN JUST A DAMN SEEDOT WITH YOU!
Killua please. I have Poochy with me.I AM GOING TO FIGHT SHIFTRY MYSELF
WITH MYSELF
AS MYSELF
AND I'M NOT EATING BRAK
BARK
BRAK BARK
DO YOU KNOW WHAT POKEMON DO TO BARK??
TO BARK IS NOT GOOD!
I AIN'T GONNA EAT IT NOPE
THESE BERRIES DOE.
DEES BERRIES DOE.[Okay he's going to take a deep breath and try to handle this calmly]
Can you put Poochy on the gear, clearly she is the I need to talk too.
...You will nearly die if you fight a Shiftry. That would make Poochy sad, do you want to make her sad, Rin?
Can you put Poochy on the gear, clearly she is the I need to talk too.
...You will nearly die if you fight a Shiftry. That would make Poochy sad, do you want to make her sad, Rin?
How can I die?
Its not like I'd lose, right???
I DON'T LOSE EASY.
I'M A TRUMP CARD.
CAN'T GO AROUND GETTING MY ASS BEAT
ASS BEAT
BEAT
Oh. Poochy. Pooch pooch pochi.
Here, you can talk to her. BRB GONNA KICK ASS
AN ASS
OF A GIANT DEMON
WITHOUT MY FLAMES
WHICH WOULD BE LIKE CHEATING
I GUESS
I HAVE TYPE ADVANTAGE
Oh yes, poochy.
She's a good girl. Take care of my gear, would ya?
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[OMG that idiot is going to be maim and he let his dog use text, joy.]
Pochy press video button, I'll get one of my psychic pokemon to translate what you say.
[Why is he friends with Rin again?]
[OMG that idiot is going to be maim and he let his dog use text, joy.]
Pochy press video button, I'll get one of my psychic pokemon to translate what you say.
[Why is he friends with Rin again?]
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pinnedbangs on February 8th, 2014 04:01 am (UTC)Re: December 13th - afternoon WORST VIDEO QUALITY EVER
[Thankfully Pooch knows how to work the gear. ...She also has to wonder how someone as sensible as Killua has managed to stay friends with her Rin. It was one of the many mysteries she had to solve... While the quality could be (100%) better, Killua should still be able to see a very angry Poochy. There are a few Seedot surrounding her, through they all seem to want to be around her, despite her protests.]
At least you're thinking clearly! He's been a mess since he met that stupid Shiftry!
[One of the Seedot, the bravest of the bunch, hops up in down in squeaky frustration. But Pooch refuses to deal with any of that nonsense.]
YES I CALLED YOUR DAMN MASTER "STUPID"! ON TOP OF THAT HE IS A FOOL AND NEEDS TO HAVE HIS FAT ASS KICKED!!
At least defend him when he's proven himself. I've only seen him cry and whine all day!! ...I tried telling Rin it was a stupid idea to fight a fully evolved Pokemon, but he won't listen. And when I had my back turned he went and ate the food they offered him! Do you know what was in that food??? Exactly!! EXACTLY!!
So NOW I have to really defeat Shiftry or else he's going to be a thorn in our ASS for a while. It wouldn't be so bad if this stupid machine wasn't broken...
At least you're thinking clearly! He's been a mess since he met that stupid Shiftry!
[One of the Seedot, the bravest of the bunch, hops up in down in squeaky frustration. But Pooch refuses to deal with any of that nonsense.]
YES I CALLED YOUR DAMN MASTER "STUPID"! ON TOP OF THAT HE IS A FOOL AND NEEDS TO HAVE HIS FAT ASS KICKED!!
At least defend him when he's proven himself. I've only seen him cry and whine all day!! ...I tried telling Rin it was a stupid idea to fight a fully evolved Pokemon, but he won't listen. And when I had my back turned he went and ate the food they offered him! Do you know what was in that food??? Exactly!! EXACTLY!!
So NOW I have to really defeat Shiftry or else he's going to be a thorn in our ASS for a while. It wouldn't be so bad if this stupid machine wasn't broken...
killer_sweets on February 8th, 2014 04:21 am (UTC)December 13th - afternoon I finally got to use this icon \o/
[It doesn't take Lussuria, his Gardevoir, long to translate everything. Oh this was all so juicy to him. For Killua he is literal groaning at the stupidity he is hearing. ]
Sorry, you got stuck with such an idiot for a trainer. [Associating with Rin in general seems questionable right now.]
But to sum things up, he met up with Shiftry's tribe and ate their food which is made of pokemon berries. How the hell do he forget the number one rule of traveling this place.
Now he is high off his ass and you have to deal with the leader before Rin whites out because of a fight?
Do you have any of your comrades with you for backup or did he forget them too?
Sorry, you got stuck with such an idiot for a trainer. [Associating with Rin in general seems questionable right now.]
But to sum things up, he met up with Shiftry's tribe and ate their food which is made of pokemon berries. How the hell do he forget the number one rule of traveling this place.
Now he is high off his ass and you have to deal with the leader before Rin whites out because of a fight?
Do you have any of your comrades with you for backup or did he forget them too?
[She bristles a bit from that comment, but she mangoes to keep her temper to a minimum.]
Don't be. I want to stay with him.
And yeah, that's how it looks. We wouldn't even be in this mess if we just trained in the park instead of the woods...
[Now did trainers take after their Pokemon or vice versa? Poochy bristles once more, but it takes her a little longer to not be as explosive as she wants to be. She wanted help, not to scare help away.]
He didn't forget them!! ...I'm the only one. By the time Rin came back from his Other Home, the rest of the gang already decided to rejoin their old groups or make new ones. They didn't want to wait.
It doesn't matter though since I can fight these guys all on my own if I have to!!
Don't be. I want to stay with him.
And yeah, that's how it looks. We wouldn't even be in this mess if we just trained in the park instead of the woods...
[Now did trainers take after their Pokemon or vice versa? Poochy bristles once more, but it takes her a little longer to not be as explosive as she wants to be. She wanted help, not to scare help away.]
He didn't forget them!! ...I'm the only one. By the time Rin came back from his Other Home, the rest of the gang already decided to rejoin their old groups or make new ones. They didn't want to wait.
It doesn't matter though since I can fight these guys all on my own if I have to!!
Poochy, I'm not trying to piss you off, but Rin is being an idiot today. You can't sugar coat that. It isn't fair for you to have to deal with it by yourself even if you can handle it on your own.
[He sighs making sure, he doesn't piss off the canine with his next words.]
At least you have fire attacks, so you should be able to make short work of this. At the same time do you think Rin is going to let you fight this battle for him? He going to be a liability to himself at this point.
[He sighs making sure, he doesn't piss off the canine with his next words.]
At least you have fire attacks, so you should be able to make short work of this. At the same time do you think Rin is going to let you fight this battle for him? He going to be a liability to himself at this point.