After thinking about it, it’s nearly that time of year again. The day that I came to this weird as world in the first place. I’ve been here over five years, I’m nearly seventeen and I started my own business to avoid having to work with idiotic weirdos that I didn’t know.

[He’ll ignore that fact that he ended up traveling with a bunch of weirdo assassins at the beginning, that’s different.]

I’ve been in a pretty good mood reminiscing actually put me in a good mood,so I thought I have some fun. Since that big old heart day is coming up. I’d be happy to sooth everyone hearts with some free chocolate or some other sweets in the form of a surprise box. So you wont know what you’ll get plus I’ll toss in something for you Pokemon too.

Hell I’ll even send some to your sweetheart if you are too broke or spineless to do it yourself. Aren’t I sweet.

[For once, he decided to not do something too weird or insane while bored.]

Just drop me a line or stop by my place in goldenrod and I’ll see what I can do for you.