I'm all right. [She pans the camera to her Pokes, all huddled in the room looking different shades of confused or worried.] They're all right, too. Have you encountered any Pokemon lately that look weird or...err...broken? They seem to be popping up more and more with this bit of business.

I saw one, one of them showed up right before that guy got stuck.

Are you close to the pokémon center? I'm hoping to meet everyone before we all end up like that.

Yeah, I'm in my room, I can be down in a flash...if Yusuke's lagging, let me know, I'll be sure to give him a kick in the pants.

You could just use Yuri to shock him awake. It would be a good pick me up for him.

[It will probably be like I'll pick you up and throw you out the window. Same thing really.]

Either way if he's late I'm not making extra food for him.

I'm fine, no fallen limbs and I still have my face... Ah, and I'm still sane too, though I think Safari Zone might be the worst place to be at a time like this.

[At least she's not there anymore. Her boyfriend would be insane by now.]

And drowning into ice cream sounds [KIND OF] fun!

That's excellent I would have had to cut someone if anything had happened to you. Try to say inside and don't do go near any broken looking pokémon.

[She lucky he thinks she can take care of herself at the moment. That wasn't an idle threat, he'd would try cutting a glitched pokémon for her.]

Well they said something about ice cream in new. It sounds like ice party invite written Zoldyck style.

[Sheepish smile. She kind of hopes you're not so serious about that, but then again...]

Don't cut anyone, okay? I'm perfectly alright. [Less sheepish smile.] I am mostly staying inside, and well -- ...I guess I can try to avoid that. [:| But they just look different and they could be shiny or something.] No, really, I'm trying to avoid all trouble with them.

Oh yeah, that -- ...I wish it had been about normal ice cream. [Not some creepy ice cream, thank you.]

As long as your safe, then no one gets hurt. [It's always hard to tell with him.]

[No that wasn't a shine it was an unshiny it makes things worse clearly.] Good, I don't want to hear about you becoming one with a door.

Maybe it's about ice cream that will give use coma inducing brain freezes. You really can't put anything past this place.

I wonder if this place is changing completely.

... I haven't seen anyone seriously hurt, but... [ he doesn't really like it ]

Don't try to stress on it, it's been a while since anything really weird has happened so we were due for something.

This is more chaos then actual bad things.

Besides if anyone limbs really do fall off it's not like they don't have other ones to make up for it, believe me.

This happened before? [ heeeaadtilt. no one told him about this! ]

Nothing like this exactly, while this place is place something goes down that wreaks a bit of havok. Last year quite a few people included myself sort of mutated for a bit. It all matched with certain types of pokemon, I got hit with an electric mutation.

... I'm not sure why, but it sounds like that was fun.

It was fun until everyone got sick and I personally turned into a walking nightlight with flashing veins. Which would have been fine if I hadn't been passing out at random times of the day.

Hey, but... Everyone was okay in the end, right? Even with that, though... I don't really like it.

[ ... He says that as if he can do something about it. ]

After a couple of week everything was back to normal. You can't really do anything about it except try to make the best of the situation. I did say this place is like Greed for a reason.

[Gon be a rock or a dragon and it would be hilarious. Those spike would actually have a purpose.]

I think all the crazy stuff balances out the fact we can't die. But it does mean something crazy is bound to happen if you let your guard down. I

Uhn! [ He nods with a smile. ] Even if something like that did happen like that again... I wonder what kind of Pokemon I'd end up be a little like. [ He's excited for himself, if anything! The consequences of... anything... concerning himself never bothered him that much ]

You're stubborn and have a thick skull so you'd be a rock for sure...or a dragon. Who knows something similar might happen.

[They have low self preservation skills, dangerous = fun is their motto.]

[ He laughs sheepishly at that. He doesn't even disagree - he's agreed that he's pretty stupid before... ] Mm! I wonder if I'd have wings, then.

... What kind were you, Killua?

[It make him better then some people since he's aware of it.]

It would be funny to see you trying to fly, but you probably get the hang of it pretty quick. You'd be able to fly off into the sunset or ride on top of a blimp for a free ride.

I was electric and I just wanted to party. All the time... but I think I could have made a good dark or fighting type too. Maybe steel.

Somehow, all of those fit you. ... But-- we can fly with our Pokemon too, right?

Yeah we can but you need a HM for that and access to the power. I'm just lucky that two of mine have it already.

...I don't suppose smashing the walls to get them out is a proper solution. [ but look! she is all in one piece and doesn't seem to care much about the chaos going on. ]

[She's practicality and that's always a good thing.]

That could work even again the wall might be imbedded in their flesh. .

At least it doesn't look like they're in pain! [ look on the bright side! that chunk of wall could have ended up in them in far more painful ways... ]

What's happening anyways?

[Just a slight change of position and it would be painful alright. Wouldn't make it less funny. ]

I'm having everyone meet up in the pokémon center, you guys haven't been here as long as I have. So this is a good time to go over some of the other crap we might run into.

[... okay, Urameshi, don't laugh at the guy stuck in the wall. Don't laugh at the guy stuck in the wall. Don't fucking laugh at the guy stuck in the wall.]

Uh... yeah, I'm all right. Better than that guy, at least.

[... and then, despite all of his efforts to contain his amusement at the Wall Guy's expense, a snort escapes through his nose and he begins to snicker, a shit-eating grin spreading across his face. Damn it, Yusuke! It's bad enough that you're already late to the party pow-wow happening here. Why do you have to be a jerk on top of it?]

[Killua already had his fill at laughing at the guy. He's sort of snickered at the other people getting stuck in the wall. They sorting are making things more amusing then it should be.]

That's good, because that guy certainly doesn't look like he's getting out anytime soon.

Anyway, everyone is meeting up at the pokémon center, Gon is already here with me. Botan is still at the inn but she's coming and Xiaoqiao is on her way I think.

[Yusuke and Killua, united in shitheadery. Awesome.]

Oh yeah? What's up?

[It will be a scare day if they ever realise that.]

I haven't had a chance to give you guys a run down of the odd crap that happens around here. Plus it's a good time to make sure the pokémon are alright. I saw some pretty twisted up one's earlier and it could be contagious for all we know.

"Twisted up", like, flickering in and out or something? I've been seeing those around, too. Pretty fuckin' weird.

Anyway, give me a few minutes and I'll be there. I'm guessing you've seen this kind of shit before?

That definitely what I'm talking about, one of them showed up earlier,once it did that guy is stuck in that wall.

Not exactly this sort of shit, but this place has an interesting cycle of being calm and peace for a bit and then bam things get crazy.

Nice. So what happened, exactly? I mean, did he just get sucked in, or...?

[... you know, not that it really matters or anything, since Yusuke thinks it's funny as shit either way. He just figures he'd ask.

As for Johto's tendency to go from idyllic to bugfuck nuts in the matter of, like, a day... well, oddly enough, Killua's description of it gets a wry sort of grin out of Yusuke, who says:]

Heh. Sounds a little like home, actually. You think things're normal, then suddenly you find out, nope, there's another crazy asshole out there trying to destroy humanity. Makes having a life a real bitch sometimes.

[AND IN A TRULY SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS, Yusuke... actually doesn't seem to be complaining about this! Yeah, sure, having to save the world all the time cuts into the time he could spend gambling or spying on the girls changing in the locker room or taking naps, but hell, at least it means he's not bored. He's also pretty sure that he'd be, like, ten times more pissed off with the world if he didn't have this job to give him purpose and, more importantly, give him lots of people to fight - hell, not being able to do any of his Spirit Detective stuff is part of why being here in Johto has sucked so badly for him. He's not going to get into any of this with Killua, though, of course; he doubts Killua would care, for one thing, and for another, it doesn't really have anything to do with the subject at hand.]

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That guy had been leaning against the wall when that pokemon showed up. Suddenly wall started to break apart weirdly for a moment and the guy fell a bit into the hole it made. The wall came back together when the pokémon left with the man stuck in it.

[It keeps breaking apart whenever someone new touches it. Soon the whole wall might be filled.]

Home is a lot more interesting in general then this place. If things get stale you can always find something interesting out there to do. That's how I ended up meeting Gon, well the hunter exam was kinda lame but he made it fun at least. There are tons of crazy assholes around. Though the only thing that tried to wipe out or farm humans were carnivorous ants that could assimilate traits from whatever species they ate. That's been resolved more or less.

[This place was really just a long vacation spot after while. It took him a while to get use the lack of action and level of danger he was use to back home. It's honestly nice that he only snapped twice during the few long year that he's been here.]